Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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