her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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