you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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