just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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