just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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