was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Mom said you looked used
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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