I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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