i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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