So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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