So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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