Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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