I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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