Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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