I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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