The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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