Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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