So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize