Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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