Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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