Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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