she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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