well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I love you.
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