so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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