I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize
