Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
