I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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