...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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