I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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