my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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