Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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