Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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