i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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