i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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