I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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