I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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