I want to stick my p in your. b.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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