Well douche your snatch and let's go!
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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