Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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