Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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