My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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