you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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