Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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