When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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