so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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