The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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