So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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