We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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