If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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