Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Tell her she can't have a vagina
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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