Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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