You're a womanizer and a bitch.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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